
A weekly movie podcast hosted by stand up comedians Ryan Cullen and Mark Nelson. Join them as they pick apart their film of the week. They might discuss movies, they might not, it’ll be a laugh anyway. Argumentative, unqualified and very very funny. Cullen and Nelson are Absolute Cuts.
| Publishes | Weekly | Episodes | 118 | Founded | 3 years ago |
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| Number of Listeners | Category | Comedy | |||

"PUT THE COOKIE DOWN, NOW"
Episode 118 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1996 neighbour shagging, reindeer lamping, Turbomanning classic Jingle All The Way. Ryan and Mark discuss Christmas gigs, the World Cup draw a... more
"Rand Peltzer, Fantastic ideas for a Fantastic World, I make the illogical logical"
Episode 117 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1984 bright lighting, wet getting, after Midnight feeding classic Gremlins. Ryan and ... more
"Do heavy metalers eat chips, Larry?"
Episode 116 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1996 nappy battering, dog flattening, Packie Bonnar penalty saving classic The Van. Ryan and Mark discuss Scotland's triumphant ret... more
"No Mr Bond, I expect you to die"
Episode 115 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1964 ejector seating, bowler hat tossing, Pussy Galoring classic Goldfinger. Ryan and Mark discuss why bullying needs to return, whethe... more
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Class and utterly horrifying in equal measure.
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Great chemistry, genuinely funny people and never more so than when Ryan gets done over by Mark and doesn't see it coming. Looking forward to their patreon. Keep it up lads !!
Absolutely hilarious - love when it’s a terrible film as the rants are top notch, got the wife to subscribe too now after she was listening in the car with me. Keep em coming lads 👌👌👌
So funny, even if you haven’t seen the film you’ll be in stitches. Look forward to it every week
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This podcast offers a comedic take on movies, featuring hosts who bring their unique blend of humor and personal anecdotes to each episode. The conversations often drift into humorous critiques of iconic films, pop culture phenomena, and their personal lives, ensuring that listeners are entertained regardless of their familiarity with the specific movie being discussed. Episodes frequently highlight a blend of humor and spirited debate, showcasing the hosts' chemistry and ability to engage with the absurdities of both the films and their own experiences. The dynamic range of topics—from classic cinema to contemporary viral trends—adds a lively variety that appeals to a broad audience.
Particularly noteworthy is the hosts' knack for blendin... more
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