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Absolute Cuts With Mark Nelson & Ryan Cullen

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Christmas
American Football
Any Given Sunday
The Notebook
Goodfellas
The Magnificent Seven
Romantic Comedy Tropes
Armageddon
Donnie Darko
NFL
Ryan Gosling
Mission Impossible
American History X
Batman
Bruce Willis
Robocop
Al Pacino
Nicholas Sparks
80s Culture
Corey Feldman

A weekly movie podcast hosted by stand up comedians Ryan Cullen and Mark Nelson. Join them as they pick apart their film of the week. They might discuss movies, they might not, it’ll be a laugh anyway. Argumentative, unqualified and very very funny. Cullen and Nelson are Absolute Cuts.

PublishesWeeklyEpisodes118Founded3 years ago
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Latest Episodes

"PUT THE COOKIE DOWN, NOW"

Episode 118 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1996 neighbour shagging, reindeer lamping, Turbomanning classic Jingle All The Way. Ryan and Mark discuss Christmas gigs, the World Cup draw a... more

"Rand Peltzer, Fantastic ideas for a Fantastic World, I make the illogical logical"

Episode 117 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1984 bright lighting, wet getting, after Midnight feeding classic Gremlins. Ryan and ... more

"Do heavy metalers eat chips, Larry?"

Episode 116 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1996 nappy battering, dog flattening, Packie Bonnar penalty saving classic The Van. Ryan and Mark discuss Scotland's triumphant ret... more

"No Mr Bond, I expect you to die"

Episode 115 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1964 ejector seating, bowler hat tossing, Pussy Galoring classic Goldfinger. Ryan and Mark discuss why bullying needs to return, whethe... more

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Recent Guests

Stephen Reilly
A listener and Patreon supporter who interacts with the hosts.
Episode: Absolute Cuts #103 - SUPERMAN (1978)
Daniel Sloss
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Episode: Absolute Cuts #82 : THE LONGEST YARD

Hosts

Ryan Cullen
Co-host and stand-up comedian, known for his humorous approach to film analysis.
Mark Nelson
Co-host and stand-up comedian, recognized for his engaging and comedic discussions about films.

Reviews

4.9 out of 5 stars from 233 ratings
  • Best film podcast going

    Class and utterly horrifying in equal measure.

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Richard Cobb
    United Kingdoma year ago
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    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Stoddo84
    United Kingdoma year ago
  • Laugh out loud funny !!!

    Great chemistry, genuinely funny people and never more so than when Ryan gets done over by Mark and doesn't see it coming. Looking forward to their patreon. Keep it up lads !!

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    baldieglen
    United Kingdoma year ago
  • Guaranteed Laugh out Loud Podcast

    Absolutely hilarious - love when it’s a terrible film as the rants are top notch, got the wife to subscribe too now after she was listening in the car with me. Keep em coming lads 👌👌👌

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    Willowjk
    United Kingdom2 years ago
  • Great podcast

    So funny, even if you haven’t seen the film you’ll be in stitches. Look forward to it every week

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    KM202121
    United Kingdom2 years ago

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Many feedback applauding the shows' entertaining critiques of films, calling it respectful yet refreshingly funny.
Some appreciate the unique perspective on the absurdity of certain films, while others simply enjoy the humorous banter between the hosts.
Listeners rave about the hilarious and engaging discussions, often highlighting the hosts' great chemistry and comedic timing.

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#100
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Absolute Cuts #101 - RESERVOIR DOGS
Q: Do you think this is the ultimate 90s film?
No, not even close.
Absolute Cuts #87 : DOGMA
Q: Is the original immaculate conception considered to be rape?
The hosts debate whether the immaculate conception could be seen as a form of rape, discussing the implications of consent and divine intervention.
Absolute Cuts #64 - WRONG TURN (Halloween Special)
Q: Who was your favorite inbred?
Ryan prefers Three Finger, whereas Mark likes the archer from Wrong Turn.
Absolute Cuts #37 - MISSION IMPOSSIBLE
Q: Do you think Cruz shags her?
They discuss the ambiguity in the character dynamics and whether Tom Cruise's character is involved romantically.

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This podcast offers a comedic take on movies, featuring hosts who bring their unique blend of humor and personal anecdotes to each episode. The conversations often drift into humorous critiques of iconic films, pop culture phenomena, and their personal lives, ensuring that listeners are entertained regardless of their familiarity with the specific movie being discussed. Episodes frequently highlight a blend of humor and spirited debate, showcasing the hosts' chemistry and ability to engage with the absurdities of both the films and their own experiences. The dynamic range of topics—from classic cinema to contemporary viral trends—adds a lively variety that appeals to a broad audience.

Particularly noteworthy is the hosts' knack for blendin... more

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