
Comedy quartet The Noise Next Door create fantastical five-a-side football teams out of fictional characters, historical figures and celebrities, then set them against each other in a totally imaginary match to decide who will be victorious. With two new themed teams every episode this is a podcast that literally anyone can enjoy - no football knowledge required!
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| Publishes | Weekly | Episodes | 23 | Founded | 5 years ago |
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The oldest rivalry in football gets an upgrade. The guys put together a team of historical, fictional and cultural Scottish and English icons. Hadrian’s wall makes a hell of a halfway line. Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.u... more
The Croation stand-up sensation Alex Petrovich leads a line-up of his most famous compatriots against our band of brilliant Belgians. It’s about time we settled which of these countries is the best at nonsensical five-a-side football. Find us everywh... more
The very Welsh and very wonderful comedian Jenny Collier joins the guys for another Euros special. Will her team of Welsh legends be able to take on our sensational Swedes? Lock, Stockholm and one trip to Barry. Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Mad... more
French superstar stand-up and actor Eric Lampaert takes charge of a team of French legends as they go up against our team of terrific Turks. Will it be a French Triomphe or Turkish Delight? Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by producerpaul.co.u... more
The guys are joined by Spanish comedy legend Ignacio Lopez as he sets a line up of Spain’s best exports against our arsenal of Austrian awesomeness. Which nation is most mighty… at imaginary five-a-side football? Find out now. Find us everywhere @Noi... more
Stand up star and genuine German Christian Schulte-Loh lays out a squad of his country’s best and brightest against our mean team of Italian stallions. Who will take home the bragging rights in this battle for national pride? Find us everywhere @Nois... more
On the final day of the inaugural season, Fantasy Five takes on one of the most contentious topics in the world… of sweet, baked treats. What should you have with your afternoon cuppa? Only an imaginary football match can decide. Find us everywhere @... more
In this battle of titans we are joined by comedian and actor Tez Illays as he brings his squad of DC comic book creations to face our lineup of Greek gods and monsters. This has ‘epic’ written all over it. Find us everywhere @NoiseNextDoor. Made by p... more
This podcast hits the back of the net!
This is my favourite new podcast. The guys manage to constantly come up with hilarious scenarios for their team members, and the show flies by. Do yourself a favour and get on board with this podcast right now
Genius concept, hilariously executed.
Absolutely love this podcast, genius idea and so funny to listen to!
Really enjoyed it.
Such a clever idea and it works so well. Really enjoyed it, half hour well spent and laughed lots. Very funny and a bit silly with a little knowledge about the genre and football thrown in for good measure. Well done boys. Looking forward to the next episodes.
Very funny, very silly and great escapism. The boys have great rapport and their playfulness is infectious!
10/10 would recommend to just about anyone
I am a big fan of The Noise Next Door and couldn’t believe my luck when they released a podcast.
It’s funny and although I was initially a bit concerned that it is football based, the fact that Matt seems to know even less about football than me makes it relatable to both football fans and non- football fans!
This is a great podcast, it’s funny, light hearted and I am looking forward to more episodes
What a great show!
I know it’s only still January and let’s be honest 2021 hasn’t kicked off to a barrel of laughs but this is still the best thing I’ve listened to this year! Sam Pacelli adds a very unique flavour of comedy to the whole experience. Can’t wait to see these lads live once we’re all allowed to, I’ve seen they do quite a few live shows.
Highly recommend
Stumbled across this pod while in lockdown and loved it. Another pod to the “must-listen” list...
Keep up the good work, guys 💪
Very funny
This is epiiiiiic! Then again, I’ve come to expect that from these hilarious maniacs. Everything they do is gold! 🤩🤩🤩
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Apple Podcasts | #124 |










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