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NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

Patrick Melton
Aaron Imholte
April Imholte
Domestic Violence
Comedy
Stuttering John
Steel Toe
Abuse Allegations
Podcasting
Court Documents
Ashley Larue
Abuse
Kiki
Geno Bisconte
Nick Rikieta
April
Suicide
Steel Toe Morning Show
Domestic Abuse
Podcast Culture
90 Day Fiancé

For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.

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Stuttering John has challenged Rocco to a boxing match, and Rocco has accepted. But in this world people are constantly challeging each other to fights that never happen. Will this be different? Summer Sinclair is cranking away at her comedy career a... more

Why don’t you duck-walk your silly ass on over here an plant one on me, Sally!

Chad Zumock is having a rough time between his tiny apartment being revealed, harassing deliveries during his show, and now his fake girlfriend breaking up with him and his dreams of being a homeowner evaporating. Matt Mead still hasn’t learned damag... more

Is Matt Mead the biggest simp you’ve ever seen in your life? Or is he just a complete idiot? You be the judge! Karmic gets cryptic about his life and wherabouts while revealing even more about his life an whereabouts. Scarlett continues her parade of... more

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Summer Sinclair
Stand-up comedian known for her humorous performances
Episode: February 2, 2026: A Really BIG Offer! Mersh vs. Schmuel! Summer Sinclair LIVE! KarmicX & More!
Clearwater Chad
Comedian mentioned in discussions
Episode: December 27, 2025: Get Him a Body Bag!
Scarlett Hampton
Performer in the adult industry with apparent struggles related to substance abuse.
Episode: December 11, 2025: Bower Talks Smack! Keanu is an ABUSE ENABLER! Scarlett Needs Help!
Matt Mead
Individual involved in a controversial relationship with Scarlett.
Episode: December 11, 2025: Bower Talks Smack! Keanu is an ABUSE ENABLER! Scarlett Needs Help!
MJ Murphy
Friend and returning guest
Episode: KEANU BORES EVERYONE ON HER BIRTHDAY! WEEEEEEEEE!
Michael Ray Bauer
Online personality known as Donkey Lips
Episode: November 10, 2025: Steel Toe TANKS His Big Win! Matt Mead CAUGHT Abusing! DonkeyLips Is DONE?
Karl Hamburger
Comedian and co-host
Episode: THIS LITTLE PIGGY: September 19, 2025
Coach Scott
Boxing coach and gym owner
Rock Steady Boxing
Episode: August 26, 2025: Chad Zumock’s Minnesota GOOSE EGG! Court Week Cope From STEEL TOE!
Felicia Gillespie
Comedian involved in complicated relationships within the podcasting community
Episode: August 22, 2025: Michael Ray Bower Gets REAL! Is KARMIC Doomed? PO Box Friday!

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Patrick Melton
Patrick Melton is the main host and comedian known for his witty and irreverent approach to humor. He brings a unique perspective on contemporary issues and often engages with his audience through comedic storytelling and commentary.

Reviews

4.6 out of 5 stars from 460 ratings
  • Great but frustrating

    Would have given it 5 stars if the audio was uploaded in a timely manner.

    Apple Podcasts
    3
    Jsquanto
    United States2 months ago
  • Is this a show????

    Dude please upload here the same day you upload on YouTube…you’re killing me melton!

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    TastelessShaemus
    United States2 years ago
  • Don’t listen to the Dumbs and the Poors

    Daddy melt is hilarious, and as honest as anyone with a microphone in front of them , relax your sphincter you will live longer .

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    blanky1A
    United States2 years ago
  • Nobody Likes Onions, but Everybody likes Patrick!

    This is a really good podcast. It is polished in an off the cuff way (how he does it. . . I am not sure). He is fast, witty, funny, and has just the right amount of honesty and vulnerability to make him a compelling host and someone you can relate to. Try it. . . a few times and then buy his extras for $10 - there is a lot of him to get!!!

    Apple Podcasts
    4
    Atlanta Rose
    United States3 years ago
  • GREAT SHOW!!!

    Patrick and the whole crew over at the pantswise studio are absolutely killing it! The guests are super funny lately(lol) jk the pool IS going to look nice though. Have a nice FLOAT, Shim Shapiro

    Apple Podcasts
    5
    acelazerrazor
    United States4 years ago

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November 17, 2025: Chad Zumock VS. KarmicX VS. Geno Bisconte & Keanu Thompson
Q: Why does everyone blame you for their failures?
It's not about blaming others, it's about doing what you have to do to succeed.
August 26, 2025: Chad Zumock’s Minnesota GOOSE EGG! Court Week Cope From STEEL TOE!
Q: How is Aaron perceived by others in the Dabbleverse?
He is seen as someone obsessively interested in how he is viewed by the public and often acts out of that fear, leading to his legal troubles.
Z-WORST: Chad Zumock STINKS And There Are HOURS Of Proof!
Q: What was the mood of Chad during the weekend events?
Chad was upset and emotionally reactive, sending provocative messages late at night and allegedly harassing family members of others in the comedy community.
April 10, 2025: KITTY PINEAPPLE Is Back! COMPOUND MEDIA Leftovers! The FUDGENING?
Q: Does Kayla get to make a statement, a victim statement and present evidence of all this chicanery?
Yes, it’s said she has the opportunity to provide a victim impact statement before sentencing.
March 31, 2025: MAKE-YOUR-NUT MONDAY! Opie Radio EXTREME Cope! STEEL TOE Event Planning LIVE!
Q: We're going to be doing a show first early on?
We'll do a matinee comedy show and then people can stick around for the party part if they want to.

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This podcast features comedian Patrick Melton and various entertainers engaging in humorous discussions centered on current events, pop culture, and their real-life experiences. The episodes often showcase their unique observations and witty banter, making for an entertaining listening experience. Notably, the podcast thrives on absurdity and irreverence, challenging conventional perspectives on various topics while maintaining a lighthearted approach. Listeners can expect ongoing commentary on the entertainment industry, interactions with other comedians, and playful feuds that add to the comedy's vibrancy.

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Recent guests on NOBODY LIKES ONIONS include:

1. Summer Sinclair
2. Clearwater Chad
3. Scarlett Hampton
4. Matt Mead
5. MJ Murphy
6. Michael Ray Bauer
7. Karl Hamburger
8. Coach Scott

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